Jodha Akbar 8th May 2014 Written Update
Jodha Akbar 8th May 2014 Written Episode
Scene 1
in market, jalal atgah and todal comes there in disguise, todal ask did you come here before? Jalal says yes but didnt buy anything, one shopkeeper is selling rice in high price, todal says in mathura it is of less price, shopkeeper says then go to mathura, jalal looks at him. He goes to another shopkeeper who have more price, shopkeeper says my rice is good, he says price is more than mathura because we have to give bribe to ministers too, jalal is stunned., he says if you want to buy then give money otherwise get lost. Jalal gets angry and says you know to whom you are talking? Todal stops jalal, shopkeeper says he thinks himself as jalal. Jalal ask todal whether in mathura it sell on less price? Todal says and shopkeeper was right they have to give bribe, jalal ask atgah to gather ministers. Jalal sees soldiers asking money from people, people say you are doing injustice, atgah is informed that they are hindu yatries and tax is taken from them, jalal recalls how he was asked this tax when he was with jodha, hindus says they dont listen to us, they didnt even listen to jodha, jalal is stunned. Jalal ask soldier to not beat them, soldier says if he will stop them, eh says that he will beat jalal too as he is taking side of hindus being muslim. jalal ask atgah to bring meeting on this matter.
Scene 2
jalal is in jodha’s room, he recalls how they were given bad food when didn’t pay tax, jalal is tensed and looks at jodha’s portrait, he caresses it and says in your absence I talk to your painting, he sees some box and and gets flashback of when he once came to jodha and ask what you put in this box? jodha says I save coins which I get from shahi money so that I can help poor, I give it in mandir and also to someone who cant pay yatra tax, jalal says to jodha that you are saying that tax taken from hindu yatries is not valid, jodha says I cant say anything, I can advise you but you are sheehnshah and decision is yours, she says tell me one thing if you are going to some dargah and you are asked for tax which distracts your prayers then how will you feel, fb ends, jalal looks at coins and jewels and is sad, he says I now understand what you were trying to say but couldn’t understand, now when you are gone I am understanding this.
Scene 3
in court, jalal brings some hindus who were complaining yesterday, they say we respect you a lot but we are being forced to follow many orders, they ask us more and more money for yatra(pilgrimage), aren’t we also part of this state? are you only shehenshah of muslims, atgah ask them to behave properly, jalal says its ok, hindus says we are always scolded is this justice, jalal says nobody will stop you today say what you want, they say we feel like killing ourself, we feel like leaving our homes, our fault is we are hindus? jalal says not your fault but my fault as I couldn’t see problems of my people, I now feel this tax is burden so I am announcing to remove this tax, atgah says but this tax is collected from many years, jalal says I told you earlier that if something is happening from year then that doesn’t mean its right, . jalal says it is unfair to collect money for prayers, will my god allow me to collect this money? it is unfair to collect interest in islam, it hurts man, if I stop them from prayers will they not curse me? munim and atgah agrees, he ask atgah to bring that solders who were beating them, jalal ask with whom order you were beating common hindus, with whom order you were taking more tax, soldier bluntly denies it and says nothing of that sort happened you are mistaken. jalal says I was there and I stopped you, he says this is all unfair, he ask to beat these soldiers and put them behind bars and take their property, jalal ask to bring shopkeeper who was seeling at hight price, jalal shouts on them that you corrupted people will not allow me to rise, he ask tham on whom order you were selling on more price, jalal says take shops from them and find which ministers are involved. he ask todal to bring honest shopkeepers and keep eye on all, this is serious matter, adham thinks what happened to jalal? jalal says king is like father to nation and when people say they will kill themselves then its shameful to listen, I accept tax is important but not on cost of lives, tax is collected for good, qazi says we are with you but removing yatra tax is not good jalal says then every muslim will pay tax too, qazi says what are you saying, jalal says all are equal for me whether hindu and muslim, qazi says you are deviating from rules, jalal says king is for hindus and muslims both and don’t forget all are my people, agriculture is developed by hindu and muslim too, adham and baghwan das both took wounds for me, todal and atgah both serves me when god sends rain it is sent to both hindu and muslim house, qazi says you are ignoring muslims, you are putting hindus in palace too, jalal says we honest and worthy people, I took that people who will serve us good, jalal says our people betray more, one minister says it will burden finance, adham says if we remove yatra tax then from where will money come for expenses of government, jalal says says valid question, he ask todal to tell if we remove tax then how much will it effect finance of government, todal says it will effect initially but then people will praise you so roits will be less which will be good, prople will be happy by this, qazi says this is wrong, jalal says enough I told you to not speak in politics and if anybody is not satisfied that he can leave, people are important for me, I am announcing that yatra tax will not be taken from now on, he ask atgah to tell this in other states, salima and hamida are happy.
PRECAP-jalal says I hope jodha whwn you will get this news you will be happy, you forgot me me but this will make you remind of me, jodha says to bharmal that I want to rectify my mistake, I want to go back to agra.
71 Comments
Pialy
May 09, 09:57m excited 4 2days epi
ruchi
May 09, 10:02heheeh di!!
keep the exitement on!!! 🙂
jalal
May 09, 09:56Wen do u gat 2 finish it??????!!!!!
ruchi
May 09, 08:05guysssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!
koi haiiiiiii??????????????????????????????????
Jyothi
May 09, 06:07The new proposed track might be true, to make jodha feel how it will be when your loved one leaves you for something else. JA has taken enough crap so it should be her turn to feel the pain. This will also let Jo have a good understanding of how it feels when JA spends time with other be gums. So far whenever JA spent time with Ruks she never bothered because she didn’t miss or like JA so much that’s he bothered. It was Ruks how was worried because she wanted all JA times. This track if true might help Jo understand how Ruks must have felt and that it’s ok to feel bad when your loved is with someone else. Just my thoughts
sanvi
May 09, 07:49Exactly jyo.
Pialy
May 09, 04:58Take 1: From Noddy to Big ears:
Atgah and Jallu outdo each other in disguising themselves.Atgah aka Noddy decides to dress up like his favourite character ,Big ears for his fancy dress outingWink…He goes about his task by renting Shaguni’s bai’s wig for a day and sticking it upside down on his chin…ShockedShockedNow Atgah might fancy himself as the Shah Rukh Khan of Agra but I doubt anyone in Agra actually knows who he is..Even if he had gone without a disguise,I can bet nobody would have recognized him…chal koi baat nahin…I won’t hold it against him..he wanted to have fun on “Noddy’s day out”WinkEmbarrassed
Take 2: Disguise daku ka:Ouch
Jallu also wears a beard but opts for a cheaper method. He collects his own hair from his four previous haircuts,sticks them together and creates an apology of a beard.D’ohD’oh It looks horrendous,but he personally seems pretty pleased with his effort. ClapClapThen,in order to make his get up look more authentic,he sticks a til to his left cheek…Ouch.. He takes an old discarded bindi of Jodha,which is way too big,way too black and way too scary and sticks it on himself..Proud of his handiwork, he sets off into the bazaar.Dancing
Take 3: Latent Talent???
Jallu is proud of his newly developed talent and tells Jo’s tasveer “Aapki gair maujudgi mein humne bhi ek hunar seekh liya hai..aapki tasveer se baat karna”..Jallu betaD’oh…this is not considered a talent…D’ohD’oh Abul Mali can do this with one eye closed and cowdung on the other LOLLOL…Real talent is trying to get a word in edgewise when Jodha begum is physically present Wink…and no amount of tasveer talking can prepare u for that realityDead…Anyway,Jallu’s self esteem is at an all time low…He will soon tell Jo “Aapki gair maujudgi mein humne bhi ek hunar seekh liya hai,hum subah apne aap uth gaye Jodha begum”…WinkOR “Humne apne aap naashta bhi kar liya Jo begum” LOLLOLOR .”Humne apne aap kapde bhi pehen liye Jo begum”…oh sorry..Jallu needs help to wear his clothes..he has not yet developed that hunar right?
Take 4: Piggy bank:
Jallu is looking at Jo’s Piggy bank which she had planned to use for teerth yatras…he decides to cross check if Jo actually gave any money to the poor for the yatras ya phir yun hi phaink rahi thi…AngryHe opens the box and takes out one coin…But then he is stumped…Shocked.He can’t count beyond one…ek ke baad kya hai…no Atgah /eightmaths khan to help him either…Confused.Poor guy looks so woebegone and puts the coin back…cross check bhi nahin kar paaya..Unhappy
Take 5: Where does this fit?
To relieve his extreme stress ,Jallu decides to add an extra piece of jewellery to Jo’s pictureShocked…Jallu..how can that be priority for nowWacko…u were doing teerth tax remember..aise kaise divert ho gaye??D’ohD’ohHe picks out a piece of jewellery from Jo’s box and decides to try it on Jo’s picture …He stands there transfixed wondering where this piece of jewellery goes..sar pe,naak pe,chehre pe ya kaan pe…how about muh pe…it might be a gud idea u know…Wink
SPECIAL PIECE: Dumb Dumber dumbest
Finally finally finally Jallu understands what Jo begum was talking abt in her teerth kar…By his own admission, she gave him multiple lectures on it starting from their rainforest trip…oops..i mean badal kajri trip…but the dumb shehenshah that he is..he NEVER EVER understood what she was trying to sayD’ohD’ohD’oh… r u seriously telling me that he didn’t abolish it bcoz he didn’t understand wht she was saying all along??I am secretly beginning to think that Jodha is justified in the patronizing way she talks down to him coz Jalal is apparently waay waay waaay dumber than I initially assumed.OuchOuch. & to explain the teerth kar logic to his donkeys in court ,Jallu gives the same example that Jo gave him..Looks like the simplest of issues need to broken down into even simpler parts and explained bit by bit to Agra wasis…ShockedShockedShocked
Mock scene: This is a scene similar to what happened yesterday..mudda thoda alag hai..par baat wohi hai..
Take a simple point like”Pani nahi milti to pyaas lagti hai”..How wil Jo explain this to Jallu the ullu?
Jo:Avam ko pani ke bina pyaas lagti hai Shehenshah
Jallu the ullu:To aap ka matlab hai ki hume avam ko paani dena chahiye.
Jo:Shehnshah to aap hai,nirnay to aapka hoga
Jallu the ullu: (thinking)paani doon ya na doon…maybe I can give them coca cola instead…it comes cheaper…diwan -e-khas mein meeting bulake discuss karte hain…saath mein pizaa lunch bhi karenge
Jallu the ullu:Hum is par gour karenge..get me statistics of ppl who died only and only due to thirst in the last 30 years..from the time of BaburD’ohD’oh
Jo:Ok..let me hit you where it hurts.Angry.How would you feel if u didn’t get water for a day?U want me to implement this and make u understand what is thirst??AngryAngryAngry
Jallu the ullu:Nahin nahin…Oh!!Ok/..i get it…No paani,no life..water is needed for living..u’ve opened my eyes…aap yehi baat hum ek saal se samjaane ki koshish kar rahi thi…hum ise pehle kyon nahin samajh paye?.D’ohD’oh…From today onwards everyone will get 1 glass of water free in Agra
Shehenshah Jalaluddin ki Jai …Shehenshah Jalaluddin ki Jai…
God save Agra
Alina
May 09, 05:42Lolzz!!!
Sooo funny Di…amazing lolzzz….
Last part was the best hehehehe :))
neeraja
May 09, 06:02it is hilarious 😆
sanvi
May 09, 07:50It was hilarious Pialy. .
Alina
May 09, 04:23@Pialy Di….
I wasn’t able to comment since days but a song you made on Jodha ;))
Its was amazing…just awesomee sooo funny…I read that…
As the news of that article you posted…
I don’t know how come Rahim become Shehnaz’s child???
The questions you raised are really valid…I agree each point…
We know that Jodha showed pride and ego…but only at the
Point that Jalal doubted her…but I really never think that Jodha
Can ever be jealous of Ruk or shout or be angry with him if
He goes to save a child…all fake…
I agree with @Sanvi Di…I also read in history Ruk gave birth
To a child whih died and the Mughal Sultanat Heir was the
Child of Jodha and Jalal…I agree with you that Maham
Abducted a child but Rahim as Shehnaz’s child is confusing me????
@Sanvi Di can you please clear of this confusion??? Please….
Pialy
May 09, 04:03new article is true or crapp
Alina
May 09, 04:29I really can tell you Di its a big crapp
If they will show it as true all fake…
I won’t agree cuz as far we have seen
Jodha’s character she is not at all
Like that if they show anything as such
They are just making Jodha’s character
Stupid…Rahim as Shehnaz’s child how??
And Di how can ever Jodha be jealous
All fake…I agree with your questions…
Pialy
May 09, 03:22IS IT TRUE?????even i have adoubt
kya kisi ko is article ke baare mein kuch ptaa hai??
The much awaited consummation scene of Jodha
and Akbar is soon going to come on your TV
screens. Zee TV’s popular show Jodha-Akbar has
always delighted it’s viewers by strong story line
and amazing star cast. Audiences like to watch
the romantic scenes between Jodha- Akbar and
have been waiting for a long time to see their
passionate consummation track.
After a month long separation of Jodha and Akbar
due to Akbar’s misunderstanding, Jodha is all set
to return to her husband’s palace. She will be
whole heatedly welcomed in the palace by all. On
the day of their marriage anniversary Jalal will
have to leave Jodha and go to save Shehnaaz’s
son Rahim as he will be in danger. Jodha will
argue with him for leaving her alone that night,
but crisis doesn’t end here, the same night they
will get to know that Rukaiya is pregnant.
Poor Jalal will have to leave Jodha alone again to
meet Rukaiya. Jodha will feel terribly bad and she
will fight with Jalal. He will try to pacify her and
then slowly they will forget everything and fall
into each other’s arms.
Ekta Kapoor is famous for beautifully portraying
love on small screen. We really hope this one too
will be liked by Jodha-Akbar fans.
Are you excited to watch the passionate romance
of your favorite TV couple?
what crap track is this…totally bakwaas
i am sure its fake…
And I don’t think jodha would complain? She’s not like that especially if someone is in danger…n if ruk is pregnant jodha will be happy…coz she luvs child n also know jalal’s wish abt child…..
This is so confsing..
as per history ruku-jallu did not have a child…
i don’t think ruku is pregnant if the track is true…she is faking it…
now jodha is back to Agra and in harem…she knows jallu is going to pay full attention in only jodha…
her insecurities increases even in higher level when jodha is back…after revealing the sujamal/ KS issue…
jallu has totally ignored her…she needs to pulls him back towards her…
thus she plot such plans…she knows jallu only weakness is kids…
her other usual tantrums will never bring jallu towards her anymore…after MA…ruku downfall is confirm now…
happy anniversary to jo n ja
shenaz son is a joke…becos till now no past of her is reveal…
sanvi
May 09, 03:32Pialy I’l go partially with u .saving rahim is possible , as ma abducted 1 person n a child remember?
Might that baby is shehenaz’s.
According to history 1ce I read here as ruks gave bith a girl child n it survive d only 4 6 months .
But shehensha’s heir was born 2 jodha only.
Moreover in this forum all spoiler s won’t come true.
Let’s wait what’l happen.
jodha
May 09, 04:43ya its fake………1ly i think…
Rain
May 09, 02:43Koi hain??????????????????
Rain
May 09, 02:42Hi titli and tithi di…..
How’s u???????????
tithi
May 09, 02:43Hloz rain,me f9 nd u?