Bhabhiji Ghar Pe Hai 11th May 2017 Written Update

Bhabhiji Ghar Pe Hai 11th May 2017 Written Episode

The episode starts with anguri watering plants. Vibhu comes and says hello bhabhiji. Anguri says hello. Vibhu is talking with anguri about being the president in his vollege and head of a lot of projects. Anita comes jogging and then stops. She says hello anguri. Tiwari comes panting and sweating and stops. He says Bhabhi ji you run so fast, I couldn’t keep up with you. anita says yes, and you run like a bullock cart. Tiwari says I will learn to keep up by running with you.
There happu singh comes in auto with speaker and starts announcing, he says listens people of the town. Everyone gather and listen. Happu singh says so to all the playboy’s and romeos, this is a bad news, the government has called for an anti-romeo squad and I am the head of this squad. So from now if any person
is found teasing a woman, then I will beat him so much that he wont stand for a year. Suddenly the speaker gives happu a shock.happu sits straight and says so better watch out otherwise I wont leave anyone. Again the speaker, gives a shock. Vibhu and Tiwari look at each other. Anguri says happu you are doing the right job and such people should be beaten with sticks or our hands shall be put in water and dirt and we can slap them. Anita says yes, such people should be punished and government has done the right thing. Saxena comes and asks happu singh that I have a question, will the romeos be beaten by sticks or hands? Happu singh says, that’s a good question, they will be beaten by sticks. Again the speaker gives happu a shock, happu says saxena this is for you and sit here. Happu gets up and goes. Everyone go as saxena sits and holds the speaker and enjoys taking the shocks.
At tea stall, tika combs his hair properly and then malkhan comes. Tika says do you have the perfume? Malkhan says yes take this. Tika takes and starts spraying on his body, and then smells it, he says what the hell is this? This is mosquito spray you fool. Malkhan looks and says I am sorry, in a hurry I took the wrong bottle. Tika says you are a donkey, malkhan then says see the girls have come. Tika and malkhan get up and blush as the girls stand and say hello boys. Tika malkhan say hello. Girls say so what is your plan? Tika and malkhan don’t understand English, tika says no plane only us. Girls laugh and says guys where to go now? Tika and malkhan say no cows(gai). Girls laugh again. happu singh comes and says so you both here are teasing those girls. Tika and malkhan say no meet our friends. Happu says when did that happen? Tika says just now. happu tells girls to go and do their education, then he slaps both tika and malkhan. Tika and malkhan say we did not do anything. Happu says I will take you to jail now. tika says no please. Happu says since how many years do you know me? Tika then gives 10rs note. Happu says am I beggar or what? Happu puts hand in malkhans pocket and takes the bundle of 100rs notes. Happu goes and tika malkhan are angry.
In kitchen, anguri is making food, vibhu comes nad says hello bhabhiji. Anguri says hello. Vibhu is talking with anguri when happu comes and says vibhu you have to come to me. Vibhu says where? Happu says to police station as you are teasing anguri Bhabhi. Vibhu says what nonsense? Ask her, I am not teasing here, I am just talking with her. Happu says I know you are such a big romeo. Vibhu says anguri have you seen me ever teasing any women? Anguri says no, I have not, happu singh he was just talking to me. Happu says anguri Bhabhi you kindly don’t interfere in law and can go and do your work. Anguri says okay and goes. Vibhu says what is your problem? Happu says you will be beaten in jail now. vibhu says why are you stressing so much? Take this. Vibhu gives 10rs. Happu says I am not a beggar, I wont take less than 500rs. Vibhu gives 50rs and says I have only this much, take it. vibhu goes.
at a quiet place in town, gulfam kali meets prem. She says since so many day, men haven’t come at her program as happu singh has put this new rule of anti-romeo squad, I cannot even dance. I am so eager to dance and so I called you, even you did not come. Prem says gulfam I was busy in some business but don’t worry, I am not scared of that happu singh, I have given him so much bribe and alcohol to drink, he wont touch a huge man like me. Gulfam says I will do a program here itself for you. gulfam starts dancing and prem drinks alcohol and dances with her. Suddenly from behind happu comes and switches off the song on phone and says prem you are under arrest. Prem says why? happu says you were dancing with gulfam in public. Prem says shut up, I am a huge man, you cannot do anything. Happu says you will right now give me a fine of 10k rs otherwise I will take you to jail. Prem says get lost, you are not even worth my money. Happu removes his gun and says give the fine now! prem says okay I will give the fine.
At home anita is dancing on a song maar dala. Tiwari watches this from the door hiding, then he cannot control himself and comes ahead and watches. Anita is dancing and she sees twiari and screams and says what are you doing here? Tiwari says Bhabhi ji I was looking at you dancing so beautifully. Anita says I was not dancing, I was just practicing for my sister’s wedding which is going to be in some days. Tiwari says okay Bhabhi ji. Happu singh comes and says Tiwari I arrest you. Tiwari says why? what did I do? Happu says you were teasing anita mam. Tiwari says what? Are you mad? I wasn’t. ask anita. anita says he was not teasing me. Happu says you are a very big romeo. Tiwari says anita am I a romeo? Anita says I don’t know and goes. Happu says she went now come with me in jail. Tiwari says not at all, I have not done anything wrong. Happu says then give me the pink stuff. Tiwari says what stuff? Happu does hand signs, iwari says okay and gives him 2k rs and goes. Happu is happy and goes.
Anita and vibhu are coming from market. Anita sees pani puri stall and says lets eat pani puri. Vibhu says no I don’t want, you did not allow me to eat chole bhature. Anita says its so oily and unhealthy. Vibhu says as if this is very healthy. Anita says come on now. vibhu says no I don’t want, anit says lets eat come. Vibhu says no. anita then says angrily vibhu! Vibhu says okay. Anita tells man to make 2 plates, she then tells vibhu that you only make as his hands don’t look good. Anita requests the man to allow vibhu to make. Vibhu makes and anita says feed me. Vibhu gives pani puri and feeds anita. as vibhu is feeding happu singh comes and says vibhu you are under arrest. Vibhu says why? happu says for feeding anita mam pani puri. Vibhu says what? Are you dumb? Happu says its written in the law books now that you cannot talk to any woman in public and you fed anita pani puri. Vibhu says excuse me, she is my wife. Anita says yes, this is too much now happu. Happu calls his constable bunty and tells him to take vibhu and says now win him in court. Anita says what? Happu you wait and watch now.

Precap: anguri talks to mom and mom says pandit ramfal said that in anguri’s kundli she had a baby coming. At night in bedroom, anita tells tiwar and Tiwari says then come lets fulfill mom’s wish. Suddenly from window happu comes and says you cannot touch your wife and in law now you cannot even touch and talk to your wife, and come you rascal you did a crime.
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