Bhabhiji Ghar Pe Hai 23rd May 2017 Written Update

Bhabhiji Ghar Pe Hai 23rd May 2017 Written Episode

The episode starts with anita saying so what do we do? Gulfam kali says I told them my brothers have 8 to 10 horses. Anita says what? Why did you say that? From where will we bring horse now? Gulfam says I was excited so I said it by mistake but please bring it. Vibhu says from where will we bring horse now? Gulfam says do it for me please. Anita keeps phone saying okay. Vibhu says now we have to arrange 8 to 10 horses.
At home in bedroom, tiwari and anguri are sleeping. Tiwari is snoring and vibhu comes in the bedroom. Vibhu says anguri looks so beautiful while sleeping. He then wakes up tiwari saying tiwari wake up. Tiwari wakes up and anguri too. Tiwari says why have you come in my bedroom? Vibhu says I am not here to have fun, I have come because gulfam had called us and she told
zoravar that we have 8 to 10 horses, so we have to go to arrange horses. Tiwari says so late at night? Are you mad? Vibhu says they are coming tomorrow, just get up and lets go. Tiwari says let me change. Vibhu says who is watching you at night? You are not going for a party or boys nightout, just come on. They go and anguri says good night.
At night in gulfam kali’s kotha, gulfam is dancing on pyar do, pyar do. Happu and prem are enjoying and drinking alcohol. Gulfam feeds them peanuts with her hands. They both sleep.
At the stable of milkman, vibhu and tiwari go and vibhu wakes up the milkman. Milkman says why did you both come here at night? Did your wives remove you? Vibhu and tiwari says shut up we have work from you. Milkman says what work? Vibhu says we need 8 to 10 horses now. Milkman says are you mad? I don’t have those many horse now, all my horses have gone for marriages and stuff. Tiwari says at least arrange one horse. Milkman says I really don’t have any horse, but I have a donkey behind, take it if you want. Tiwari says are you dumb? We want horse why will we take donkey? Milkman says why do you need a horse by the way? What do you want to do with it? Tiwari says tell him vibhu otherwise he will remove all double meanings. Vibhu tells milkman in ears. Milkman says okay take that donkey and tell them that it was married and after marriage it became like this. Tiwari says okay lets take that donkey only. Milkman says 500 per day. Vibhu says tiwari please give the money. tiwari says okay man, and gives the money and takes the donkey.
Next day tika and malkhan are waiting in the lawn as robbers. Malkhan says tika you look like a real robber. Tika says you look like a man forced to be a robber. Malkhan hits tika and says today we have to be robbers and welcome gulfam’s fiancé. Vibhu and tiwari come properly dressed. Tika malkhan make their dress proper and put the bullets in their belt. Vibhu says see boys you know what to do right? Tika malkhan say yes. Vibhu says where is your moustache tika? Tika says it fell. Vibhu says okay boys remember your dialogues. Tiwari says this donkey will only disclose our lie. The car comes and from it zoravar, his father and mother come out and come in the gate. Zoravar’s father says I am a famous robber from Chambal, I was once a 9 year old kid but killed my father when he slapped my mother. Vibhu and tiwari are shocked. Father then says then I went in jail for 15 years but ran away from there and killed my grandfather too and the guards that came behind me. Then I came under a famous robber and worked for him, later I killed him myself and became the sardar of Chambal and then killed more people and became a robber. Till now I have killed 199 people, 207 robberies and 307 kidnaps. Tiwari vibhu are shocked and get scared. The mother says I was a teen and I was married to a robber but he cheated me so I shot him once. Again I was married and I again killed my husband in broad daylight because he did not give me much time. Like that I killed 15 husbands and now he is my 16th. Vibhu tiwari are shocked. Vibhu talks stammering and says it is a good profile. Then he says we brothers are famous robbers of the jungles in ramghat. The people are so scared of us that they did not even come to the jungle for their potty but did it at home. Father is impressed. Tiwari says yes and then vomits in a plastic bag while talking frequently. Tiwari says we were put in robber school and we killed the teachers with the principal. Then we later shot the principal himself. As vibhu stammers, tika helps him in between frequently using the words. Tiwari says we have done 200 robberies and 175 kidnaps and 89 murders. Father says everything is nice but murders seem less. Vibhu says we will do 200 plus in 2 years. Vibhu asks zoravar. Zoravar blushes and says I have killed more than 50 people and done around 100 kidnaps and robberies. Father says okay se we will first do tika of the horses and then go in, where are they? Tiwari says see this is our horse. Mother says it looks like a donkey. Vibhu says actually we have sent our horse for washing and scrubbing and kept one horse here. Tiwari says this is a horse but it is married so it became like that after marriage. Father says okay and tells his wife to bite his finger, she bites and then father puts the tika on donkey using his blood.
Inside the house everyone go and saxena is sitting as mother and anita and anguri are tied as woman with their costumed of basanti. They sit and father says so she is your mother? Saxena says yes I am their mother, I have killed a lot of men and I craved for young boys when I was young. Tiwari vibhu are shocked. Saxena says when a young boy did not sleep his mother used to say sleep otherwise putlibai will come. Father says ohh and is shocked too. Saxena says I was the queen of bihad. Father then sees the guns and says who are these guns of? Vibhu says one is my fathers. He killed 7 lions with it. Father then says and the other one? Tiwari says it was my father’s gun and he killed 8 lions with it. Father says your fathers were different? Everyone look at saxena as he blushes. Father understands and says and these other 2 guns? Vibhu says it belonged to my grandfather, he killed my father with it. Zoravaras father says why? Vibhu says because my grandfather told my father not to kill lions as their population is reducing but he did not listen so he killed him. Father says whose is the other gun? Saxena says it is mine, I shot his grandfather with it. Everyone sees shocked. Gulfam kali comes now with tea and serves them and sits. Tika and malkhan look sad.

Precap: father says lets have some entertainment. Tiwari says meaning? Father says obviously we will see woman dancing, all robbers do the same. Vibhu says yes. Anita and anguri are dancing on song.
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